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by SMOKEY
Fri Sep 26, 2014 5:34 pm
Forum: Discussions
Topic: Loud music in Chorlton til 4am last night (20/9/14)
Replies: 14
Views: 5374

Re: Loud music in Chorlton til 4am last night (20/9/14)

pauld wrote:
SMOKEY wrote:
pauld wrote:Well it must've been defening to people who loved right next to it.

And there's pretty much nothing you can do about it.


Would it make the earth move at that volume?


Bloody predictive text.

I had a really funny joke, but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime.
by SMOKEY
Thu Sep 25, 2014 4:42 pm
Forum: Discussions
Topic: Loud music in Chorlton til 4am last night (20/9/14)
Replies: 14
Views: 5374

Re: Loud music in Chorlton til 4am last night (20/9/14)

pauld wrote:Well it must've been defening to people who loved right next to it.

And there's pretty much nothing you can do about it.


Would it make the earth move at that volume?
by SMOKEY
Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:09 pm
Forum: Discussions
Topic: A Coffee chain opening in Chorlton
Replies: 67
Views: 15368

Re: A Coffee chain opening in Chorlton

CharlieB wrote:Just saying.....

Is that Roy Keane?
by SMOKEY
Thu Jan 23, 2014 6:20 pm
Forum: Discussions
Topic: Found: young male tabby, Whalley Range
Replies: 8
Views: 2328

Re: Found: young male tabby, Whalley Range

I was looking out of my upstairs window a couple of days ago and saw a cat do an incredible thing.
He did his poo in next doors garden and then buried it
Phenomenal !
by SMOKEY
Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:57 am
Forum: Discussions
Topic: Metrolink unveils emergency measures for Cornbrook
Replies: 13
Views: 3101

Re: Metrolink unveils emergency measures for Cornbrook

can everyone stop saying 'literally' all the time please? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23729570 The editors of the Oxford English Dictionary have changed the definition of "literally" - so it can now be used in a similar way to "metaphorically." Unbelievably, this seems to be tr...
by SMOKEY
Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:40 am
Forum: Discussions
Topic: Closing down... opening up
Replies: 617
Views: 155314

Re: Closing down... opening up

blenkinsop wrote:Why do you even come to Chorlton Web at all??


Perhaps to challenge the stupid.[/quote]
Nah, not biting.

Stupid enough but not gullible enough.
by SMOKEY
Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:30 pm
Forum: Discussions
Topic: Missing cats
Replies: 7
Views: 1615

Re: Missing cats

B
CharlieB wrote:Only in Chorlton number #457

I parked up on Vincent Avenue a while back and noticed that someone had put up a poster on a tree, informing us all that their quail was missing.

Burp!
by SMOKEY
Tue May 07, 2013 2:35 pm
Forum: Discussions
Topic: Fave graffiti in Chorlton area?
Replies: 9
Views: 2330

Re: Fave graffiti in Chorlton area?

My favourite graffiti ever just said, "Guy Fawkes was right".
by SMOKEY
Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:29 pm
Forum: Discussions
Topic: Texaco garage -closed?
Replies: 47
Views: 8274

Re: Texaco garage -closed?

I worked there a thousand years ago for a guy called John, when it was a Jet Station. He was the best boss I ever worked for (including all the years when I was my own boss) even if he did accuse me of "going into a six month depression". Oddly, he used to accuse of that more than twice a ...
by SMOKEY
Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:15 am
Forum: Discussions
Topic: Merry Christmas, folks...
Replies: 9
Views: 2064

Re: Merry Christmas, folks...

Merry Christmas to everyone from me too.
by SMOKEY
Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:13 am
Forum: Discussions
Topic: spamspamspam For Sale Leeds
Replies: 8
Views: 1743

Re: spamspamspam For Sale Leeds

If it's a solid wood spam - sorry, how do you put stuff into the cupboards?
by SMOKEY
Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:47 am
Forum: Discussions
Topic: 100% chorltonian
Replies: 17
Views: 2706

Re: 100% chorltonian

digger wrote:
Sarah_B wrote:Higher education, job opportunities etc cause them to move to other places.

In my case HE caused me to move to Chorlton :mrgreen: and although I moved away for 20 years, I chose to move back 12 years ago. Still love it.

That's right, always blame a bloke! ! ! :lol:
by SMOKEY
Sat Oct 06, 2012 11:05 am
Forum: Discussions
Topic: Dare I post this?
Replies: 68
Views: 8112

Re: Dare I post this?

I had a read back through this thread and was surprised by some of the postings and people's attitudes.
I tutted at a couple of posts before I realised that I had written them.
Oops!!

Apart from "that side of things", I suppose it'll be good practice for when I get Alzheimers.
by SMOKEY
Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:42 pm
Forum: Discussions
Topic: ... the kind of love that makes your stomach flip.
Replies: 5
Views: 1323

Re: ... the kind of love that makes your stomach flip.

Well, someone on another thread was striving to find a Cat, so..........................
by SMOKEY
Sat Sep 22, 2012 10:18 am
Forum: Discussions
Topic: Am I drifting through life?
Replies: 23
Views: 4800

Re: Am I drifting through life?

Ah! THIS! THIS is where I've been going wrong all this time. WHY did I not realise it before? When I experience a serious need for in-depth life advice, I should turn to... South Park. :roll: We've all known that for years, digger. However, we all agreed that it would be funny if none of us told yo...

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