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by Dog Turd Marmite
Fri Oct 21, 2011 1:14 pm
Forum: Discussions
Topic: I want to kill all "sidewalk cyclists"
Replies: 276
Views: 24101

Re: I want to kill all "sidewalk cyclists"

How would you know though? You'd have to stand outside, looking out for a red-faced fabric store manager shaking his fist at the traffic. Dam, was hoping for them to get calls like this: Leon's: Hello Leon's fabric store Caller: Hi can you help me? You've got to help me please! Leon's: Erm, I'll tr...
by Dog Turd Marmite
Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:56 pm
Forum: Discussions
Topic: should personal unhygenic ban from pubs?
Replies: 15
Views: 2562

Re: should personal unhygenic ban from pubs?

I used to keep a can of air freshener in my bathroom. In the end I realised I really like my own brand.
by Dog Turd Marmite
Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:52 pm
Forum: Discussions
Topic: I want to kill all "sidewalk cyclists"
Replies: 276
Views: 24101

Re: I want to kill all "sidewalk cyclists"

Dog Turd Marmite wrote:edited to remove phone number - Louise


Hey, What if someone's in trouble and need the equaliser?
by Dog Turd Marmite
Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:21 pm
Forum: Discussions
Topic: This says it all...
Replies: 1
Views: 886

This says it all...

by Dog Turd Marmite
Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:01 pm
Forum: Discussions
Topic: Halloween Costume
Replies: 9
Views: 3221

Re: Halloween Costume

Cheek, I'll have you know my everyday wear is that of Asian Al Pachino playing Carlito Brigante in the film 'Carlito's Way'. Next time you're in Mint or 480 say hello. My friends call me Turd.

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by Dog Turd Marmite
Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:11 am
Forum: Discussions
Topic: John Squire
Replies: 9
Views: 1812

Re: John Squire

I'm feeling a a little queer. Hmmmmp.
by Dog Turd Marmite
Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:09 am
Forum: Discussions
Topic: I want to kill all "sidewalk cyclists"
Replies: 276
Views: 24101

Re: I want to kill all "sidewalk cyclists"

Cool! I'll bring the air rifle, as long as youdon't mind me getting distracted and taking the odd pot shot at passing squirrels. Got a problem? Odds against you? Call the Equalizer? 212 555 4200. http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pixies/2009/11/16/1258398515996/Edward-Woodward-in-The...
by Dog Turd Marmite
Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:04 am
Forum: Discussions
Topic: Hospital Radio
Replies: 14
Views: 2244

Re: Hospital Radio

Instead of wasting Firday night at the Irish Club (I've been tricked before, it's crap) why not pay a 4.5 times more to go and watch a professional DJ at Sankys tonight. I'm sick of watching some ball bag with their Apple Mac claiming it's DJing. http://www.sankeys.info/events/sjm-concerts-present-j...
by Dog Turd Marmite
Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:54 am
Forum: Discussions
Topic: should personal unhygenic ban from pubs?
Replies: 15
Views: 2562

Re: should personal unhygenic ban from pubs?

I like the 'Borat' style of posting. We have a guy in our office who smells like a musty horse covered in cruds.
by Dog Turd Marmite
Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:04 am
Forum: Discussions
Topic: Halloween Costume
Replies: 9
Views: 3221

Re: Halloween Costume

You're racist by assuming all Rastafari, Hitlers and racists are black. I wonder what the owner of the 'Inbred Shop' will dress as?

Have you ever been accused of being too niggardy?
by Dog Turd Marmite
Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:55 am
Forum: Discussions
Topic: Halloween Costume
Replies: 9
Views: 3221

Halloween Costume

I'm thinking of going out dressed as Zombie Rastafari School Girl Hitler. Is this is too much?
by Dog Turd Marmite
Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:17 am
Forum: Discussions
Topic: John Squire
Replies: 9
Views: 1812

Re: John Squire

I'm actually the goulish reamins of Quentin Crisp, on all Hallows Eve my minions from the green grocers in the precinct will resserect my body using the blood of several oranges (north Manchester girls). Then my rule of darkness will fall on Chorlton for 1000 years. My first act as evil overlord wil...
by Dog Turd Marmite
Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:52 am
Forum: Discussions
Topic: New (?) Off License
Replies: 12
Views: 1872

Re: New (?) Off License

DTM: Try that one that lets you levitate. That's a real tangible benefit that will help with your commute, and solve your tram problem. I didn't realise the Natural Law Party was also a religion. I'll look into it. My tram problem seems to have been sorted by me over sleeping, the standard is much ...
by Dog Turd Marmite
Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:47 am
Forum: Discussions
Topic: John Squire
Replies: 9
Views: 1812

Re: John Squire

Well no, but John Squire did used to babysit her older brother and she 'works' in music promotion, it's a bit more reliable than the football transfer rumours. My aunt lives in the ventilation system at Eastlands and smelt some kind of spanish sausage and faintly heard castanets, she is now adamant ...
by Dog Turd Marmite
Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:28 am
Forum: Discussions
Topic: John Squire
Replies: 9
Views: 1812

John Squire

A friend of mine mentioned that John Squire posts regularly on this site. I told her that was bollocks but when she told me the name and I read the posts it kind of made sense.

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