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Elections

Postby goopot » Mon May 24, 2004 8:20 pm

Hello,

Does anyone know where you can find a list of people standing in the local and Euro elections?

Are any of the candidates reading this and want to say why we should vote for them?

Dave.

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Louise
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Postby Louise » Mon May 24, 2004 10:32 pm

Havnt they all posted 10 tons of crap through your door?

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Postby p. webb » Tue May 25, 2004 2:33 am

Yep, got the gumf from the green party today. apparently, its going to be law to read some free trade magazine if they get in, and i'm not allowed to drink nescafe any more... cafe lattes only (but not from starbucks, they are the devils w@nking buddies) or they come and feed you to the cows or something!!

I couldnt really be bothered reading it...but theres a bird on the back page who looks not too shabby (in a strange sort of hippy way)...

heres some questions if anyone from the green party is reading this -

1. Do you intend to take us into europe?
2. Has that bird got a boyfriend?
3. will we forge closer links with america or europe?
4. has she got hairy armpits?
5. do you intend to enlarge or decrease the armed forces?
6. does she smell of witchazel?

I shall watch out for the other leaflets dropping through my door - but the conservatives and labour always seem to have the token ugly bird standing for chorlton.

Hhhmmm...I wonder if that italian porn star is standing for election again?

god damn, its true! blokes do think about sex every six seconds!

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Postby p. webb » Tue May 25, 2004 5:39 pm

AAAAAArrrgggghhhhh....

I just got the labour flyer....JESUS! that bunch have got to be the ugliest party in manchester.

....no offence intended...but they are pig ugly.

If anybody from the labour party is reading this I have a couple of questions -

1. is cosmetic surgery on the NHS going to be expanded?
2. are there going to be discounts to decent hairdressers for the elderly?
3. is teeth whitening going to be availalbe through NHS dentists?


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